Okay, here we go.
Yellow is a poor choice for nail polish. Your feet and/or hands wind up looking undead.
A zombie walk is where you walk around town with a bunch of people dressed like zombies bringing on the apocalypse. It is not a walk in support of zombie rights.
I support zombie rights.
I hope that by supporting zombie rights they will refrain from eating me alive.
I want to know who to blame for starting the whole “zombies are caused by a virus” line of crap. Why you gotta ruin supernatural stuff by throwing science in there?
Resident Evil is a really bad movie.
Why do all movies based on video games bump rave music on the soundtrack like it’s going out of style?
Super Mario Bros. is a really bad movie.
Whatever happened to Bob Hoskins?
Remember that little boy from Hook? I swear, I had a neighbor kid who looked just like him back in the day.
Remember when people thought pirates were campy?
Gene Kelly was in a pirate movie with Judy Garland. It was called The Pirate. No, I’m not kidding.
The neighbors are bumping rave music. Really? On a Tuesday? Really?
I think it was a musical. The Pirate. It had to have been, right?
I think Judy Garland was supposed to be Hispanic.
West Side Story annoys me.
When you watch West Side Story on an HD TV, Natalie Wood looks orange.
I would appreciate a creamsicle right about now.
It would suck to be a vampire and not be able to eat creamsicles.
You probably wouldn’t even want a creamsicle.
Do vampires miss eating creamsicles? Or any kind of ice cream treat?
Real vampires don’t sparkle.
I love True Blood.
I wish someone would have explained proper vampire lore to me as a child. I would have known vampires couldn’t just break into my house.
Cats are the guardians of the Underworld.
I wonder if cats get sick of hearing the same song over and over again.
I wonder if cats have favorite songs.
I wonder if Susi likes Lady Gaga.
Gaga is the SHIT.
Gaga is my age. What the hell am I doing wrong with my life?
I need more shoes.
Gaga has lots of shoes.
The key to success = really really ridiculous shoes.
The neighbors upstairs are still wearing steel-toed boots and might possibly own a steel-toe-booted elephant. Or rhinoceros. Or hippopotamus.
Hippos are jackasses. I’d stay the hell away from a hippo.
I DON’T LIKE IT!
Hey, sounds like they just broke something made of glass.
The hippo did it.
I decided it’s a hippo. They would have a hippo.