“The continuous flow of sense-perceptions, thoughts, feelings, and memories in the human mind.”

Okay, here we go.

Yellow is a poor choice for nail polish. Your feet and/or hands wind up looking undead.

A zombie walk is where you walk around town with a bunch of people dressed like zombies bringing on the apocalypse. It is not a walk in support of zombie rights.

I support zombie rights.

I hope that by supporting zombie rights they will refrain from eating me alive.

I want to know who to blame for starting the whole “zombies are caused by a virus” line of crap. Why you gotta ruin supernatural stuff by throwing science in there?

Resident Evil is a really bad movie.

Why do all movies based on video games bump rave music on the soundtrack like it’s going out of style?

Super Mario Bros. is a really bad movie.

Whatever happened to Bob Hoskins?

Remember that little boy from Hook? I swear, I had a neighbor kid who looked just like him back in the day.

Remember when people thought pirates were campy?

Gene Kelly was in a pirate movie with Judy Garland. It was called The Pirate. No, I’m not kidding.

The neighbors are bumping rave music. Really? On a Tuesday? Really?

Lightswitch rave!

I think it was a musical. The Pirate. It had to have been, right?

I think Judy Garland was supposed to be Hispanic.

West Side Story annoys me.

When you watch West Side Story on an HD TV, Natalie Wood looks orange.

I would appreciate a creamsicle right about now.

It would suck to be a vampire and not be able to eat creamsicles.

You probably wouldn’t even want a creamsicle.

Do vampires miss eating creamsicles? Or any kind of ice cream treat?

Real vampires don’t sparkle.

I love True Blood.

I wish someone would have explained proper vampire lore to me as a child. I would have known vampires couldn’t just break into my house.

Cats are the guardians of the Underworld.

I wonder if cats get sick of hearing the same song over and over again.

I wonder if cats have favorite songs.

I wonder if Susi likes Lady Gaga.

Gaga is the SHIT.

Gaga is my age. What the hell am I doing wrong with my life?

I need more shoes.

Gaga has lots of shoes.

The key to success = really really ridiculous shoes.

The neighbors upstairs are still wearing steel-toed boots and might possibly own a steel-toe-booted elephant. Or rhinoceros. Or hippopotamus.

Hippos are jackasses. I’d stay the hell away from a hippo.

STOP STOMPING!

I DON’T LIKE IT!

Hey, sounds like they just broke something made of glass.

The hippo did it.

I decided it’s a hippo. They would have a hippo.

Bitches.