1. I have my own health insurance.
  2. I make lists when I go to the grocery store.
  3. I’m not grossed out when I clean grease off of my pots and pans.
  4. I own furniture that is not from IKEA.
  5. I would rather be overly warm than turn down my A/C another couple of degrees because I’m paying the electrical bill.
  6. Oh yeah, I pay bills.
  7. I take myself to doctor appointments.
  8. Most of my shoes have high heels.
  9. I get excited about things like carpet cleaner.
  10. My apartment has a color scheme.
  11. I only chew sugar-free gum.
  12. I bang on the ceiling with a Swiffer because my neighbors upstairs are too noisy.
  13. I could eat a whole box of macaroni and cheese in one sitting but I don’t.
  14. I judge the teenybopper girls riding the latest boy band wave, knowing full well that I once cried at a Backstreet Boys concert.
  15. I think 30 Rock is the best thing ever.
  16. I get tired at 10 PM on a Friday.
  17. I kill (small) spiders without flinching.
  18. I have a favorite wine.
  19. I write my name on my Tupperware so people won’t “accidentally” take it.
  20. I am uncomfortably aware that the actors from The Hunger Games are way too young for me.