Roses are red,
wait, not all roses are red.
Some are pink and yellow.
I’ve even seen orange ones.
Let’s try again.

Some roses are red,
violets are blue,
Ok, are they blue or purple?
Sometimes things I see as blue,
other people see as purple.

Some roses are red,
violets are sort of bluish-purple,
sugar is sweet,
but no one eats straight sugar.
Also, too much can be bad for you.
Have you seen that Katie Couric documentary?

Some roses are red,
violets are plausibly blue,
sugar is best enjoyed in moderation,
and so are you?
I mean, you can be kind of annoying.
Like right now.
Stop that and pay attention.

Some roses are red,
violets are violet,
pay attention to your sugar intake,
and I love you.
Every day.
Not all day every day.
But yeah,
Every day.